*Boy skateboard down driveway being filmed by his friend*
Friend: Ok. Boardslide!
*Boy does trick*
Friend: What was that?
*Boy continues skating down driveway*
*Boy falls off skateboard, cries*
Boy: Help me Austin!
Friend: Are you alright?
Boy: I don’t know what happened?
Boy: What the hell happened?
*Friend picks up pebble*
Friend: It was this damn-ass rock.
Boy: Ow, my ass–
Friend: Don’t you just—
Boy: My left butt cheek is … silly.
Friend: Your left ass cheek?
Boy: I didn’t want to fall.
Friend: Me neither.
Boy: I didn’t break any bones, I–
*Boy stops crying*
Friend: Uh. That’s a good bail on film though. But you wanna know what happened is this damn ass rock.
*Friend extends palm holding rock*
Friend: Don’t you just hate when that happens? Look, look, look. See the skid mark you made with the rock?
*Friend points toward skid mark on driveway*
Friend: And then here’s the damn-ass fucking gay damn-ass rock. You wanna keep it and pee on it?
Boy: No! I wanna–I wanna live.
*Boy struggles to stand*
Friend: You… can live. But do you wanna keep the rock and pee on it?
*Friend drops pebble on lawn*
Friend: Oh wait, oh. Oh.. oh. It’s right here. Ok.
*Shows boy pebble*
Friend: Do you wanna do something gay to the rock like pee on it? Cuz that rock is .. effing.. ruined your line.
*Boy walks away wiping tears from his face*
Austin: But I got a effing good bail on it?
Boy: Why that.. uh.. why would nature do that to me?
Friend: Thats, uh–
Boy: Please stop videotaping me?
*Friend immediately stops recording*